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Men must have invented the taboo …

I have always admitted the sexual appetite and given it great place in my work….Some women, like men, would rather be treated as sexual objects than canonized. Women don’t like being romanticized or idealized any more than they like being insulted or humiliated.

‘OMG I Almost Just Tweeted a Picture of My Pussy’ … *crying* lmao
Debating if I want some penis in my mouth … you know my penis shaped birthday lmao

Woman need to relax with their bodies when it comes to sex …

[Are you excited about the notion of hopping into bed with your new guy? Slowly undressing, eyes locked, savoring each other’s bodies…lust so intense that you both might explode? Or does the thought of it make you so nervous you want to puke?

Let’s face it: if you’re working on attracting a fabulous man into your life, you better be ready for sex!]

The Art of Dating

What happened to dating?

What happened to getting to know someone?

What happened to the excitement of meeting someone new … ?

Apparently the lines got crossed somewhere between love and sex. The middle ground where dating lies has some how vanished. It seems like guys don’t want to get to know females anymore; all they want to do is [fuck].

Granted, we know it’ll get there eventually. But what’s the rush?

So there’s this guy …

“I’ve been dating. He has a small dick … BUT he’s soooooo nice”

Where do you go from here?

Continue dating the nice guy and sacrifice good sex or move on to the not so nice guy and have amazing sex?

Revamp

So I’ve decided to expand this here “blog” into a bulletin of all the dirty jokes and stories shared between my friends and I.

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